Featuring "Record Man" by John Wayne Comunale, who can be found at johnwayneisdead.com
Bizarro News stories on Stolen Bull Semen, Radioactive Chicken Heads, Giant Pet Leech, Ladybox Books, Cookie Monster Molester, H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, Giant Robot Terrorizes Turkish Town, Bizarro Central, Pride Predjudice and Zombies getting a Movie, Texas Frightmare Weekend, and World Horror Con.
Intro Music thanks to Stefsax
News Theme thanks to Kevin MacLeod
Bizarro News sourced as satire from various news sources.